Me (the librarian): Can I help you find something?
Student: I’m looking for a book.
Me: Well, we happen to have a few of those here in the library. Are you looking for a particular book?
Student: (in all seriousness without a trace of sarcasm) Yeah, I want a book where someone is telling a story.
Me: (deep breath) (LONG PAUSE because REALLY? Thanks for narrowing that one day)
Well, let me direct you to our fiction section.
(Are you freaking kidding me? WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING THESE KIDS????)